1 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:24,599 Dennis Dyer was the best bloody groundsman 2 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,239 this club has ever known, 3 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:30,479 and it was my privilege to have known him since 1992, 4 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:34,439 a time when I played the best rugby of my life. 5 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,719 WOMAN CLEARS HER THROAT 6 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,279 But today is not about that. 7 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:40,759 He leaves behind Sue. 8 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,839 This has knocked her for six. 9 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,919 I mean, you would be, wouldn't you? Drowning. Oof. 10 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,639 Horrible way to go. 11 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:49,559 Poor, poor dab. 12 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,759 Does he do many funerals, your dad? 13 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,119 Great, isn't he? Why are you doing that? 14 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,679 Open flames next to wicker. I'm a firefighter. 15 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:57,839 I can't have that. 16 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,919 But today is not all sad. Amongst Dennis's possessions, 17 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,519 Sue has unearthed home video footage 18 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,959 of the 1993 District Cup final 19 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:09,119 against Trefaldwyn. 20 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,279 Boo! 21 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:12,999 A game in which, I'm sure everyone remembers, 22 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,399 I scored the winning try. 23 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,039 Now, Rachel has set it all up for us 24 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:20,279 so we can watch it in tribute to Dennis. 25 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,960 MOURNERS MURMUR 26 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,799 Come on, Rach. HE CHUCKLES 27 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,159 In your own time, love. 28 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,119 She was here. I'll go look for her now. 29 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,919 What a game it was. 30 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,719 And what a triumph. 31 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,079 Still talked about to this day. 32 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,279 - - Terry, maybe talk more about Dennis 33 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:41,919 and less about yourself. 34 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,319 I'm just trying to lighten things up. It's not all about death! 35 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,999 DOOR FLIES OPEN 36 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,679 She's dead! 37 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,079 Rachel! 38 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,080 She's dead! 39 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,080 - What do you mean, she's dead? - She's dead. 40 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,280 Rachel Jenkins. 41 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,040 The best bloody chairperson this club has ever had. 42 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,199 {\an8}Cause of death looks to be blunt-force trauma. 43 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,919 {\an8}The trophy found near the body is likely the weapon. 44 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:31,239 Never held a trophy before. Always wanted one. 45 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,639 {\an8}Josh Daniels, Back of the Year. 46 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:36,559 {\an8}Is that like Rear of the Year? 47 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,239 {\an8}Back's a rugby position. 48 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:41,039 {\an8}- I take a you're not a fan. - Oh, no. 49 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,639 {\an8}I'll miss these deep and meaningfuls when you're gone. 50 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:45,759 {\an8}Please, no emotional goodbyes. 51 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,959 Anyway, I'll only be gone a year. 52 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,759 - Mm. - Just need to get this wrapped up by Friday. 53 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,320 Ooh... 54 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:54,960 Hello! 55 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,239 Laptop adaptor. 56 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,999 Fits with the story. She'd gone to get her laptop. 57 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,080 No sign of it anywhere, though. 58 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,080 Looks like she brought her drink with her. 59 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:10,839 - Hmm. Rum and Coke. - Ah, I like her style. 60 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,919 Reckon we'd have got on. PHONE CHIMES 61 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:15,559 Eeh... Clarke's here. 62 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,040 Good luck with that. 63 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,479 Sir! Looking sharp. 64 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:21,719 New shirt? 65 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,160 Mallowan. 66 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,159 - Who's our victim, then? - Rachel Jenkins, 42, 67 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,279 club chairwoman. 68 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,279 Went to get her laptop, whacked over the head. 69 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,639 No sign of the laptop near her body or in her office. 70 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,679 So, she disturbs a thief, 71 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,799 they whack her over the head and then leg it. 72 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:39,959 I don't know. 73 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,199 Seems a bit violent. 74 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,559 Why not just push her? Something feels off. 75 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,079 Yeah, well, I don't want feelings, Mallowan. 76 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,719 I want evidence - 77 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:49,519 ideally before you leave me high and dry. 78 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,600 - Sir, you're being petulant. - OK. I am put out. 79 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,719 You're my protegee. I groomed you. 80 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:56,879 Can't say that, sir. 81 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:58,279 Planted my seed in you. 82 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,119 Definitely can't say that, sir. 83 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,279 Chaudhry, 84 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,599 loyal, faithful Chaudhry, 85 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,359 what have you got for me, lovely boy? 86 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,239 Uh, that's the husband, Dale Jenkins, 87 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,599 over there. He's in shock. 88 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,279 I don't think we'll get much sense out of him yet. 89 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,399 - How'd you get on with CCTV? - Not good. All the cameras 90 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:15,719 except the one on the entrance 91 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:17,479 have been down the last few weeks. 92 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,719 Sue Dyer, the woman whose husband the service was for, 93 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,239 she said she thinks she might have clicked on it, 94 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,199 but they make it all very confusing, 95 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,679 and my Dennis used to... 96 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,319 Edited highlights is fine. 97 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,639 Got it. 98 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,119 Can I go yet? Josh Daniels. 99 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,719 - Have you made a statement? - No, but I'm late for the gym. 100 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,319 I need to hit my training window. I've already fuelled. 101 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,399 Oh, well, if you've already fuelled... No! 102 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,120 - Chaudhry, take Mr Daniels' statement, please. - This way. 103 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,519 There's no way this was a robbery. 104 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,359 Someone low enough to rob a memorial service 105 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,359 has the nerve to kill someone 106 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,079 and leaves the phone, rings and purse? 107 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,919 A characterful analysis. 108 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,599 How far you've come under my tutelage. 109 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,279 Now, if this is to be our last case... 110 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:05,839 Now, I've got you a little present. 111 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:07,399 Oh. 112 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,279 Cinema membership, 113 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,199 so you can watch a film every week. 114 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,959 Keep our film nights going on FaceTime 115 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,199 and gets you out the house. 116 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,399 Oh, it'll be nice for me. 117 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,719 Stop me losing me marbles! 118 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,679 I'm not 90, you know! But thank you very much. 119 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,319 It's kind of you, but, no, I'll be fine. 120 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,159 It's you I'm worried about. 121 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,119 Are you sure you're leaving for all the right reasons? 122 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,439 Yeah! 123 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,999 Need a reset. Bit of Janie time. 124 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,519 Do what I want, for once. 125 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,119 Oh, what, you mean your famed love of surfing? 126 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,879 I take it by your cheery mood 127 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,119 you haven't heard back about the audition? 128 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,399 No. 129 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,879 HE LAUGHS WEAKLY 130 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,319 Not that I'm surprised. 131 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,279 Fickle bloody industry. 132 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,639 Make a BAFTA winner self-tape an audition 133 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,199 and not get back to him? 134 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,119 Well, maybe they're just taking their time. 135 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:59,319 Oh, trust me, if you hear nothing, it invariably means a no. 136 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,959 Well, bollocks to them! 137 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,839 I'm done with television. 138 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,639 Let's just concentrate on the case. 139 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,639 Right. I'm going to interview the husband, Dale. 140 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:09,839 Firefighter. 141 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:12,279 Couldn't get much sense out of him yesterday. 142 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,599 I'll come with you. 143 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,719 Yes. I'm rather popular with firefighters. 144 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,119 I had a recurring role in London's Burning 145 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,599 in the late '90s. 146 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,599 Yes, homeless arsonist Benny Prince 147 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,839 is a tricky character 148 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,719 to get into the headspace of, actually. 149 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,199 Hmm. I doubt they'll be bothered. 150 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,119 - - I didn't mean to. 151 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,279 I never mean to. 152 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:37,559 One minute it's, "Can I have a box of matches, please, Mr Patel?" 153 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,440 And then the next, whoosh! 154 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,839 Thank you. Thanks. 155 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:46,999 I really ought to get back to my consultation work. 156 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,159 Thank you. 157 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,519 Er, I'm surprised you're back in work. 158 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:52,479 Needed to take my mind off it. 159 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,959 Yeah? 160 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,239 When there's a call-out, you don't get a chance 161 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,919 to sit around, thinking about things. 162 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,239 Fingers crossed for a massive fire. 163 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:01,319 Um... 164 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,959 Did Rachel have any worries leading up to yesterday? 165 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,519 I don't know. 166 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,599 We didn't talk much. 167 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,280 My night shifts, her running the club. 168 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,639 I think she was more into the uniform than me. But I get it. 169 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,839 I'm the cliche fireman hunk. 170 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,679 JOHN CLEARS HIS THROAT Yeah... 171 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,919 Um, did Rachel have any enemies? 172 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,599 Oh, yeah. 173 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:24,839 Modernising the club. 174 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,799 Starting the women's team. 175 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,959 People don't like change. 176 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,239 Someone over there even knocked her wing mirror off the other day. 177 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:34,319 A violent reaction. 178 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,239 - Any idea who? - No. 179 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:39,319 But she wasn't very popular last week. 180 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,479 She cancelled the women's team tour to New Zealand. 181 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,360 Oh, that's very interesting. 182 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,479 Why? 183 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,439 I don't know. 184 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,159 I don't seem to know much about her, do I? 185 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,519 ALARM RINGS 186 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,239 HE GASPS 187 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,759 Was there anything else? 188 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,239 I've always wanted to have a go on the pole, 189 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:01,799 but it's not really an appropriate time, is it? 190 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,799 Don't worry. 191 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,200 Good luck! 192 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:10,199 God, I'm covered in flipping sand from your car. 193 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:13,279 It's bad enough being into something as banal as surfing. 194 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,159 At least leave the beach on the beach. 195 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,079 Oh, don't. I need to get it deep cleaned. 196 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,119 I'm trading it in for a van for Portugal. 197 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:23,919 Dad thought it would be fun for us to live out on the road. 198 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,839 You're going to live in a van? 199 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,399 Yeah, like a modern camper van. Proper bougie. 200 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,679 Defecating into a glorified bucket. 201 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,559 Oh, really bougie. 202 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:35,719 - You love that car. - It's just a possession, OK? 203 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:39,719 Chill out. Anyway, Dad hasn't got the best credit rating, 204 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,159 so I said I'd take care of the wheels. 205 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:45,319 Are you sure you've really thought all this through? 206 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,759 - Hmm? - Mm-hm. 207 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:51,879 You're giving up a lot just to make one person happy. 208 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,759 Well, I'm making me happy. 209 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:54,959 It's only a year. 210 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,239 I'm not emigrating. 211 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,519 They'll replace you. 212 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,399 A new DI at your desk. Hmm? 213 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,439 Sitting in your chair. 214 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:06,719 One extra-hot latte macchiato and a biscotti. 215 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,719 Oh, lovely touch, my dear Chaudhry. Thank you. 216 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,239 Any update on the missing laptop? 217 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,279 Nope. Nothing yet. 218 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,679 Of little importance anyway, 219 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,640 now we have a proper lead. 220 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,479 The glaring character inconsistencies 221 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,999 in Rachel's actions. 222 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,799 If I call you a clever little boy, will you get to the point quicker? 223 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,079 Thank you, Miss Mallowan. 224 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:32,840 Right, now, Rachel was a fierce advocate of the team. 225 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:38,559 And yet she cancelled the big tour to New Zealand. 226 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,239 Why? 227 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,079 The captain of the women's team, Abi Michaels, 228 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,519 came up in a few statements over that. 229 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,319 She was really annoyed with Rachel. 230 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,319 Unsurprisingly so, my dear Chaudhry. 231 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:52,239 A bruising volte-face from a trusted advocate of the team. 232 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:55,799 Quite the perfidious betrayal, you have to agree. 233 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:56,919 Er... 234 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:01,199 - Yes. - Right, I'm going to interview this Abi Michaels. 235 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,359 All right. I'll come with you. 236 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:05,559 I've found a plan to ingratiate my way into the rugby club. 237 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,679 Please tell me you're going to play. 238 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:08,999 I've never seen your legs. 239 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,439 And you never will. 240 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,760 SHE LAUGHS 241 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,279 Abi Michaels? 242 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,919 DI Janie Mallowan, Mid Wales Police. 243 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,519 Yeah, I... 244 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:29,319 Yeah... I'm here to talk to you about Rachel. 245 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,959 I heard you were unhappy with her 246 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,719 after the New Zealand tour cancellation. 247 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,279 You found that out? 248 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,519 Wow! 249 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,319 Are you being sarcastic? 250 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,839 No, no, that's... that's really great detective work. 251 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,239 Well done. 252 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,919 Thanks. 253 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,439 Yeah. Uh, the tour. 254 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,199 The tour cancellation. 255 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,279 I was really worked up. We've raised 30 grand, 256 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,359 and then she suddenly pulled the plug, 257 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:55,079 and I couldn't understand why. 258 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,279 Did you knock off her wing mirror in revenge? 259 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:00,159 No, no, but I did kill her. 260 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,279 What? 261 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,679 Joking! 262 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:05,119 Sorry, sorry. It's a force of habit. 263 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,519 It keeps the morale up. 264 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,479 It'd be much easier if you had killed her. 265 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:11,399 I just really need to wrap this up, and I've got nothing. 266 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,759 Hey, hey, none of that. 267 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,999 Who's going to crack this case? 268 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,639 I am. 269 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,439 Who's going to crack this case? 270 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:20,799 I am. 271 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,599 - Yeah! - Yeah! 272 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,199 Yeah! 273 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,679 Sorry. OK. 274 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:26,720 Oh! 275 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,560 "An evening with John Chapel." 276 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,319 - Good, isn't it? - Hmm. 277 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,799 An intimate one-man show. 278 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,399 Anecdotes from my storied career. 279 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,159 A glimpse behind the curtain. 280 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,439 - I thought you were supposed to be helping me. - I am! 281 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,319 HE CHUCKLES This is just a Trojan horse, 282 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,839 to better comprehend our suspects. 283 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,399 Now, if I was you, I'd speak to Sue. 284 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,919 She seems to be the one running things around here. 285 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,680 I'll introduce you. 286 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:06,399 Sue, um, the officer would love to speak with you 287 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,359 about... about Rachel. 288 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,319 Bear with me. I'm just taking down the rum. 289 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,079 SUE MUTTERS 290 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,519 Rachel was the only one who drank it. 291 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,159 Oh. Poor thing. 292 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,839 Hmm. 293 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,079 Shaken the whole community. 294 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,439 How was Rachel on the day she was murdered? 295 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,319 Well, there was that business with the phone call. Yeah. 296 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,079 - What phone call? - Well, that morning, in here, 297 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,519 she had a phone call from the accountant, 298 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,919 and she wanted to write something down, 299 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,679 but the pen that was on the bar wasn't working. 300 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,599 People don't put the tops back on the pens. 301 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,719 Dennis always said, "You're never too busy 302 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,079 "to put the top back on the pen." 303 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:45,119 - Couldn't agree more, Sue. - Yeah, yeah. So true. 304 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,519 But the phone call? 305 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:49,319 Rachel went to her handbag to get the pen. 306 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,959 I didn't know what the accountant said to her, 307 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,160 but she went ashen-faced. 308 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,239 What did the accountant say? 309 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,359 It was funny, actually. 310 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,159 I made a joke about balance sheets, 311 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,039 which had them howling. 312 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:07,359 You're such a nerd. Did they say why they called Rachel? 313 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:10,119 It was to query a five-grand loan the club had made 314 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,719 to Terry Daniels. 315 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,639 Very interesting. 316 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,119 Do you want to hear the joke? 317 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,719 Oh... Wh...? 318 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,560 The phone's dying. Bye! 319 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:21,880 Kick it over, will you? 320 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,560 OK. 321 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,919 Rubbish. 322 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:35,360 I still couldn't make Caesar's famous line sing. 323 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:40,079 Then it came to me. The word that defines him. 324 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,319 Crime. 325 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,039 The star of the sentence. 326 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,199 Crime. 327 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,839 The core of his very being. 328 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,359 Crime. 329 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,319 Crime! 330 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:53,000 Crime waits for no man. 331 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,119 The rest is history. 332 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,639 Oh, goose bumps, John. Goose bumps. 333 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,559 It just seems a bit silly banging on about some old show 334 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,159 that nobody remembers. 335 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,399 There's nothing wrong with having a greatest hits. 336 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,839 I mean, people loved you. Yeah. Men like us, John, 337 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,319 we were big when it mattered. 338 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,999 You have to make way for the younger generation some time. 339 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,280 I mean, let them have the floor. 340 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,439 Are you mad? 341 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,960 Come with me. 342 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,559 Right. 343 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,599 Here we are. 344 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,199 Oh-ho! 345 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,799 Now, look at these trophies, John. 346 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,639 All won by my Josh. 347 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:36,399 Oh, yeah. No, no, he's, uh, he's certainly done well. 348 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,879 Because he had his old man to look out for him. 349 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,279 You know, every time he said, 350 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,159 "Oh, Dad, I want to play football," 351 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,839 I was like, "No!" Kept him at the club. 352 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,359 Well, the younger lot, 353 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,999 we have to let them make their own mistakes. 354 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,039 They're not capable of making decisions. 355 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,359 It's not their fault. 356 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,879 It's like all these phones, all this technology. 357 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,080 You know? Anyway... 358 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,440 That's weird. 359 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,879 That door's been squeaking for months. It's fine now. 360 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,679 Mind you, it's not the first weird thing 361 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,319 that's been going on around here lately. 362 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,799 Really? What sort of things? 363 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,879 Loo rolls disappearing, 364 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,799 strange sounds coming from the cellar. 365 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,039 Oh, yeah. Rachel was down there the other day. 366 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,120 Got the fright of her life. 367 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,840 What spooked you, Rachel? 368 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,840 Where's the light switch? 369 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,240 Oh... 370 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,319 - What are you doing?! - Christ on a bike! 371 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:01,079 HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY 372 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,719 Damn! Oh... 373 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,919 What a shame. 374 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,200 I had been hoping for a trap door. 375 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,639 - For my one-man show. - We don't have a trap door, 376 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,999 because we're a rugby club. 377 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,759 And you shouldn't be down here. 378 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,279 Of course. I'm so sorry. 379 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,520 Oh. 380 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,519 Should this be lying around? It's... 381 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,639 - Anybody could find it. - We've had a rodent problem. 382 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,599 Rachel was meant to lock it away. 383 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,679 Now, then, John Chapel, let's get you above ground. 384 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,079 Of course. 385 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,999 Elis, man, get in his face. 386 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,600 The bigger they are, the harder they fall! 387 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,079 You received a loan of £5,000 from the club. 388 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,159 That is a lot of pounds. 389 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,719 - What was it for? - That was to turn the back bar 390 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,439 into the Terry Daniels Lounge. 391 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:53,039 A very classy space where you could come in, have a pint with me, 392 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,959 maybe get a selfie, or talk about that try in '93. 393 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,839 Yeah. Rachel wasn't happy. 394 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,999 The accountants called, 395 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,359 and according to Sue, she went ashen-faced. 396 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,599 Rachel didn't have a problem with the loan. 397 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,519 Anyway, I was going to pay it back through my business. 398 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,239 I run Daniels butcher's in town. 399 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,759 Ah, Joshy boy. 400 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,959 Come here. Hey. Hey. 401 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,879 - Nice handbag. - It's a cross-body bag, Dad. 402 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:19,159 I'm pulling your chain. Hey, he's hard as nails, this one. 403 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,239 He's going right to the top, just like his old man. 404 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,759 I'd better go. I'm helping train the women's team. 405 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,599 Ah! No, no good, boy. 406 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,359 You're back in the gym. Double session. 407 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,559 We got to work on the muscle 408 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,239 - round your shoulder... - I'm training... 409 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,599 - Shush, now, boy. - I just... 410 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,159 Fine. I'll go hit the weights. I just... 411 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,039 I just want to check something out in the clubhouse first. 412 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,440 Right, good boy. 413 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,799 I've got to head in as well. I, uh, forgot my pen. 414 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:44,159 All right. Well, make sure you put the top on, 415 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,440 - because Sue'll go spare. - Oh, yeah. 416 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,079 Elis, take his legs, man! 417 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,840 You can't run without legs! 418 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,360 CLEARS HER THROAT 419 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,599 Sorry, I was, um... I was just... 420 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,239 Wanted to see where it happened? 421 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,799 - Yeah. - Yeah. 422 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,159 It must have been a shock, the murder. 423 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,959 Yeah. It's not nice to lose anyone. 424 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,359 But the best thing me and the boys can do right now 425 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,959 is to keep our heads down and focus on getting 426 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,159 a great result at the weekend for Rachel. 427 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,559 A lot of these have got your name on. 428 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,199 Yeah, but, you know, it's not about one man, 429 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,319 it's about the team. 430 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,079 And I'd be nothing without those boys. 431 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,639 Hmm. Yeah. Have you had media training, Josh? 432 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,599 Yeah, yeah. How'd you know? 433 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,799 Just a hunch. 434 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,439 Yeah. Do you enjoy rugby? 435 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,199 Well, me and my dad worked really hard 436 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,839 - to get me where I am, so... - Yeah. Just because your dad 437 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,279 wants you to do something doesn't mean that you should. 438 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,959 Yeah, OK, but it's not that simple. 439 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,039 See, because these are my key years. 440 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,920 I can't waste them. This is a big deal! 441 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,719 Sorry, sorry. 442 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,639 I didn't... I didn't mean to, um... 443 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:51,799 ...to do that. 444 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:52,959 No, it's all right. 445 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,719 Sometimes when we're angry, we take it out on things. 446 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,040 - Yeah. - Yeah, like a car wing mirror. 447 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,799 - How... how'd you know? - I'm a detective, Josh. 448 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,839 It's my job to know these things. 449 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,839 Nah. Total guess. 450 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,599 - But why did you do it? - I was angry at Rachel. 451 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,439 Cancelling the women's tour was out of order. 452 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,119 And I know my dad thinks they're a joke, 453 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,759 but they're actually really good, you know? 454 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,479 Rachel was always sticking her beak in. 455 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,399 So you taught her a lesson. 456 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,560 But I didn't kill her. 457 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,199 Seriously, this is a long season ahead, 458 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,759 and me and the boys are going to do everything we can 459 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,599 to get to the top of that table. 460 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,039 - Can I go? - Yeah. 461 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,279 Oh, one last question. Where'd you get your bag? 462 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,279 - I really like it. - It's unisex. 463 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,440 Why are people still having a go at me about it? 464 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,039 Quite the temper under the bland surface 465 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,119 - of our young star. - Hmm. 466 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,319 Now, Terry has to be lying. 467 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,199 We only have his word that Rachel knew about the loan. 468 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,759 - What did you dig up at the club? - What? 469 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,359 Are you even listening? 470 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,999 I'm planning my running order. 471 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,359 Hey! 472 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,679 "An evening with John Chapel. 473 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,919 "Behind the mask. Caesar QandA. 474 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,679 "Brian Blessed Heathrow anecdote..." 475 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,639 Distracted, John Chapel. 476 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,999 All right, all right. This is important. 477 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,959 My agent has suggested a regional tour. 478 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,439 Nordic River Cruises champing at the bit 479 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,919 to sponsor, evidently. 480 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,319 Oh, sounds like a cry for help. 481 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,999 This will be a chance to lift the veil 482 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,479 on the alchemy of producing high culture. 483 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,679 With your Brian Blessed Heathrow anecdote. 484 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,679 Stop the bloody plane! 485 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:27,799 Sorry. 486 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,280 Pardon me. 487 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,919 HORN TOOTS 488 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,880 Oh. What is that? 489 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,120 Just taking her for a test drive. 490 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,599 She's perfect. 491 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,359 I thought you were getting a bougie camper van. 492 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,159 Camper van? John! 493 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,439 They're for tourists. 494 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:52,159 Part-timers who are buying into the aspirational lifestyle 495 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,639 pumped into them by the colour supplements. 496 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,159 Nah, this is where we get real. 497 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,999 It certainly looks very real. 498 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,159 - It's perfect, Dad. - Thought we'd pick her up 499 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,959 tomorrow night and then drive straight to the ferry. 500 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,839 If it makes it. 501 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,839 It won't just pack in when the mood takes it... 502 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:14,479 having promised to take you to an arts festival? 503 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:18,999 Ah, sorry again about that, John. Events beyond my control. 504 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,879 So you want to take her for a spin? 505 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,079 Oh, so much, 506 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,719 but I've got a very busy investigation on the go. 507 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,679 Can't you get somebody else to do that? 508 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,359 There aren't many officers 509 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,519 as skilled and qualified as Janie. 510 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,399 It's important, delivering justice. 511 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,439 We need these forces. 512 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,199 Karma is a massive force. 513 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,240 Sometimes the world rights its own wrongs, John. 514 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,639 - Hey. Catch you later. - Have you got 515 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,119 a first-edition Dylan Thomas tucked away...? No. 516 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,599 No, just keeping it. All right. 517 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,800 Bye, Dad! 518 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,679 - Right, back to the case. - Uh, do we need to? 519 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,599 Couldn't we just sit in the lotus position 520 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,039 and let karma solve it? 521 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,400 PHONE RINGS 522 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:03,959 Chaudhry? 523 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,759 I've been going through the one working camera 524 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,159 on the rugby club CCTV. 525 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,719 And you ID'd our killer? 526 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,519 No, but a few days 527 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,159 before the murder, Rachel's on camera 528 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,360 kissing one of the players. 529 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,279 Not pecking, either. Tongues and everything. 530 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,039 Yeah, yeah. Who? 531 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,440 Grab a ball bag. 532 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,399 Why didn't you tell me you were sleeping with Rachel? 533 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,919 Whoa! You uncovered that?! 534 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,759 You are, like, seriously, one hell of a cop. 535 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,079 You must feel amazing. Good job. 536 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,359 Can you stop being so positive 537 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,279 when I'm trying to be all serious? 538 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,519 It's hard enough when you tell me this is called a ball bag. 539 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,079 Sorry. 540 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,679 It was only a little fling. 541 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,119 I felt bad doing that to Dale. 542 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,039 Plus, Rachel was too full-on, proper controlling, like, 543 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,639 so I ended it a few days ago. 544 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,199 And how'd she take it? 545 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,479 Really badly. 546 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,399 That's why she cancelled the tour. 547 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,879 It's back on now, though. 548 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,919 She dies, and you get what you want. 549 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,239 Ah, you walked me right into that one. 550 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,480 You're like Columbo on speed. 551 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,599 Look, I know it looks bad, 552 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,839 but no rugby tour's worth killing for. 553 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,559 Is there anything else you haven't been telling me? 554 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,640 If I find out you've been holding anything back... 555 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,999 Well, the day before she died. 556 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,319 I did hear Rachel shouting at Sue in her office. 557 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,639 What about her? 558 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,999 Her cleaning, which is mad. 559 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,759 Have you seen Sue with a mop? 560 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,199 Rachel was all, "This isn't acceptable. 561 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,880 "This club needs to be clean." 562 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,519 Sue has been off lately. Hmm. 563 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,879 Sue-spicious. 564 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,839 There was this rugby initiation, 565 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,439 and Terry just got a new guy 566 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,279 to drink the top shelf. Hmm? 567 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,839 You know, every spirit in the bar mixed in a pint glass. 568 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,920 Sue lost it, told everyone to get out. 569 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,359 Oh, my God. 570 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,199 I just got Sue-spicious. 571 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,999 - Yeah. - That is brilliant. 572 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,560 - It's so good. - Thanks. 573 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,119 If Dale did know about the affair, 574 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,839 then he has to be prime suspect. 575 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:03,959 It's a massive motive. 576 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,559 Fighting for his marriage? 577 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,199 No, no, I think he'd already given up on that. 578 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,279 Perhaps he knew about it subconsciously. 579 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,999 Mind you, I can't see his subconscious slipping out 580 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,839 and murdering Rachel. 581 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,759 Interesting idea for a film, though. 582 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,999 Maybe, Chapel. Oh, yes. The Killer Id. 583 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,599 No. Crap. 584 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,039 We're back to where we started. 585 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,399 No, the affair tells us a lot about Rachel's true character. 586 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,959 Cancelling the tour shows that she was willing 587 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,319 to abuse her power 588 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,800 for petty reasons. KNOCK ON DOOR 589 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,120 It's open. 590 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,519 What's going on? 591 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,319 You two haven't shacked up again, have you? 592 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,080 - No... - Only once! 593 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,719 I was at a low ebb. 594 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,119 'Sake, Mum! 595 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,719 We agreed not to talk about that. 596 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:54,199 No, Yvonne's here because we want to talk about you leaving. 597 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,719 We think you're making a mistake. 598 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,799 Oh, do we? 599 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,560 {\an8}IN WELSH 600 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,199 You were supposed to back me up here. 601 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,319 I did. 602 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,840 Mum, can you can you put the kettle on, please? 603 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,639 I can't believe you'd do that, roping my mum in. 604 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,199 I don't want you doing anything you might regret. 605 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,039 Look at everything you've built. 606 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,559 Your career, your flat. 607 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,199 - You said my flat was rubbish. - Yes, but I don't want to 608 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,559 see you throwing it all away for some childish fantasy. 609 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,159 Telling yourself that the surfboard and some clapped-out van 610 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,559 will make up for decades of fatherly neglect. 611 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,799 Well, maybe I'm being childish. 612 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,120 So what? 613 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,319 I never got the chance to be a child with my dad. 614 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,079 I never thought I would. 615 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,519 Unlike you, my dad is actually here for me. 616 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,639 Why can't you just accept that instead of being jealous? 617 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,080 Jealous? 618 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,080 I just don't like seeing you trying to be someone else. 619 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,920 I want you to be you, Janie. 620 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,440 He wants you to be him. 621 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,520 Well, maybe that's better than nothing. 622 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,280 HE GROANS 623 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,520 I tried. 624 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,280 You look at a low ebb. 625 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,880 No, we shouldn't. 626 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,880 No. You're right. I'd better check she's OK. 627 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:41,199 Hello, Josh. Are you a fan of Caesar? 628 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,920 What's Caesar? 629 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,959 Ah, yeah. No, I suppose you're a bit young, aren't you? Um... 630 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,799 Think Luther, but in 1950s York. 631 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,399 What's Luther? 632 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,399 Never mind, Josh. Never mind. 633 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,480 - Hello, Josh bach. - OK? 634 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,279 He's a nice boy. 635 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,239 Yeah. He's got a temper on him, mind. 636 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,279 No? 637 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,359 The other day, Rachel called him into her office 638 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,199 and told him that his season was over. 639 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,279 He'd had an injury, see? 640 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,599 And Josh bach, well, he was stamping and he stormed out. 641 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,919 Hmm... 642 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,399 What you doing there now? 643 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,839 I can't make this thing work. 644 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,559 SIGHS 645 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,599 Oh, didn't quite mean to do that. 646 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,839 Ah... 647 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,720 - I take it that that's Dennis. - Yes, that's him. 648 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:35,359 Why is there a jar of Nescafe in the background? 649 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:38,439 He always used to take his Nescafe on his holidays. 650 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,479 And that's us in Sorrento. 651 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,519 Instant coffee to Italy? Good God. 652 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,639 Oh... 653 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,359 - Oh! - Oh, that's us in Thailand. 654 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,960 Aw. And that's where he... 655 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,159 How did it happen, Sue? 656 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,080 Scuba diving. 657 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,959 I don't really want to talk about it. 658 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,120 Hmm. 659 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,399 Cause of death blunt-force trauma to the head. 660 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,519 - Murder weapon? - Definitely the trophy. 661 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,119 Waiting on possible DNA. 662 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,519 One thing, though. 663 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,639 The victim had a couple of liquid stains 664 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,719 on her top. Sent it off for testing, 665 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,159 and it came back as ethanol and caffeine, 666 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,719 likely from the rum and Coke, 667 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,519 but also sodium fluoroacetate. 668 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,839 I love it when you sound like a toothpaste advert. 669 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,079 - What's that? - Found in rat poison. 670 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,279 Someone laced her drink. 671 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,519 None in her blood sample, though, 672 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,559 so she was killed before she could drink it. 673 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,599 - Oh, now, before you go... - Hmm? 674 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,240 I got you a little something. 675 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,639 Leaving present. Said you always wanted one, so... 676 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,839 Aw... "Janie Mallowan. 677 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,759 - "Cup of the Year"? - It's supposed to say Cop. 678 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:45,999 Friggin' autocorrect. 679 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,999 - Oh, mate! - Ah, now... 680 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,559 - Let it happen. - All right. 681 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,719 Aww... 682 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,279 - I didn't even nick anything. - Oh, of course not. Yeah. 683 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,159 I usually carry eight watches around myself 684 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,079 in case the other seven stop working. 685 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,159 Hopefully Forensics will turn up something 686 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,719 on the weapon. The husband's now got a pretty big motive. 687 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,199 - Still no laptop. - Yeah, well, 688 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,159 come back to me when you've got something concrete. 689 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,679 Makes me wonder if you're just phoning it in, 690 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,679 because you know you're not going to be here next week. 691 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,839 Sir! 692 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,359 Right, eight watches, 693 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:16,519 two wallets and one laptop with a Cwm Gwynfael RFC sticker. 694 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,000 Let me see that laptop. 695 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,199 This is Rachel's laptop. 696 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,839 Where did you steal this? 697 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,639 That one's not nicked. But the rest is like, off the record. 698 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,039 But I found the laptop in the bins 699 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,199 at the back of Daniels butcher's. 700 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,160 How's that for concrete, sir? 701 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,279 Terry, did you mean to kill her? 702 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,399 I didn't kill her! 703 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,959 Then what happened? 704 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,359 I just wanted to look at her laptop. 705 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,279 There was a video on it for the memorial. 706 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,960 The District Cup final. I... 707 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,599 I wanted to watch my try. 708 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,599 That's where I know you from! 709 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,359 My old man still talks about that try. 710 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,839 Yeah, well, on the morning of the memorial, right, 711 00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,520 well, I-I watched it. I'd never seen it before. And... 712 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,800 ...it was just a try. 713 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,359 Nothing spectacular. 714 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,039 But I'd talked it up to people for so long, 715 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,039 well, I couldn't let them see it, so I took the laptop. 716 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,639 I was going to put it back after the service, 717 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,800 but when they found Rachel dead, well, I... 718 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,119 I just panicked. 719 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,279 How did you take the laptop without anybody seeing? 720 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,399 Ah, now, see. Now, right, that was impressive. 721 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,319 Right? I got it tucked under my arm, then quick as a flash, 722 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,559 I'm out the back of the door, 723 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,119 but I've still got to get to my car, and there's this bloke, 724 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,719 and he wants to say hello to me, like, you know? 725 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,759 So I give him the eyes, drop my shoulder, 726 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:42,239 change of pace, bosh, passed him like a rat up a drainpipe. 727 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,600 When it gets to my ability, right, see... 728 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,439 Thank you for coming. 729 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,999 What are you going to surprise me with this time? 730 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,360 - My nan? - No. 731 00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,520 I may have slightly overstepped the mark. 732 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,959 Well, you're a grown woman. 733 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,039 You should be free to go wherever you like. 734 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,440 I'm sorry. 735 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,759 OK. Well, seeing as I'm free to go where I like, 736 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,079 can I come in and have a biscuit? 737 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,480 Please. 738 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,519 I wish it was Terry, 739 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,079 then I could get this wrapped up by tonight, 740 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,840 but I don't know. 741 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,559 - Are you still going tonight? - Mm. 742 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,039 You're not going before my show, are you? 743 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,079 Are these your props? 744 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,159 Oh, my God! Is that Caesar's badge? 745 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,959 Yes. I'm just sorting out some relevant props 746 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,760 for the show, and updating my inventory. 747 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,839 I made my own version of this. 748 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,240 Used to use it to arrest Mum. 749 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,839 God, I was uncool. 750 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,080 Right, now we can't discount Josh. 751 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,559 Rachel tried to end his season because of his injury. 752 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,759 It's hardly a reason to kill someone. 753 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,639 You dig up anything else at the club? 754 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,359 Well, Sue's done something worse than murder. 755 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,399 She took instant coffee to Italy. 756 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,039 The home of the espresso. 757 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,279 Snob. 758 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,399 No, but there is something off about Sue. 759 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:14,399 Her husband dies, yet she barely mentions him. 760 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,479 Now that doesn't scan. 761 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,119 - Ah! - Excuse me? 762 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,559 That's Caesar's cherished fountain pen. 763 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,079 It's not Caesar's. 764 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,079 It's from the Christmas special, A Dusting Of Death. 765 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,080 - They just look the same. - Is it? 766 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,159 That's it. 767 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,600 The pen. 768 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,919 They look the same. 769 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,560 I think we need to put on a show. 770 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,479 Ladies and gentlemen, 771 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,479 you are about to witness a rare event. 772 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,719 For the first time in my decorated career, 773 00:32:55,720 --> 00:33:00,359 I, Charles Caesar, require assistance. 774 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:05,719 Mid Wales Police Detective Inspector Janie Mallowan. 775 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,600 APPLAUSE 776 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,199 Good evening, everybody! 777 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,839 Sorry, I don't know why I said it like that. 778 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,719 Hello, everyone. 779 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,960 Hello, Caesar. 780 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,399 - Sorry. - Miss Mallowan and I 781 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,839 have pooled our not insignificant mental faculties 782 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:30,679 to bring to justice the killer of Mrs Rachel Jenkins. 783 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:34,479 Rachel wasn't good at keeping secrets. 784 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,879 And she'd discovered a sizeable one, 785 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,440 hadn't she... Sue? 786 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,359 What business is it of yours? 787 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,840 Good question, Sue. 788 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,319 House lights, please. 789 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,279 AUDIENCE MURMURS 790 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,519 Ladies and gentlemen, 791 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,599 I'm afraid I have been misleading you. 792 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,279 I've been helping the police 793 00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:00,559 in an official capacity to uncover a myriad of secrets 794 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,999 in this club. 795 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,239 Strange goings-on. 796 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,239 Missing loo rolls, 797 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,599 phantom rodents. 798 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,279 The door that didn't squeak. 799 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,399 Someone oiled the door during the night. 800 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,999 Someone who has been living in the cellar. 801 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,800 Chaudhry! 802 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,119 Ladies and gentlemen, Dennis Dyer. 803 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,520 GASPS 804 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,679 You stupid man. 805 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,679 The number of times I told you 806 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,919 to oil that thing when you were alive, 807 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,839 and now you go and do it when you're meant to be dead. 808 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,879 But I was bored down there. 809 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,679 I'd done all my sudokus. 810 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,159 The pair of you faked Dennis's death 811 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,599 for the life insurance money. 812 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,919 It was the mysterious broken CCTV that gave you away. 813 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,080 That and your holiday photos. 814 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,599 No, not that. No, no. 815 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,799 Yes! HE LAUGHS 816 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,079 It was the instant coffee that struck me. 817 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,999 Not just as an act of extreme philistinism, 818 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,679 but because it was so out of character. 819 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,839 Someone who takes instant coffee on holiday 820 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,319 to the Mediterranean 821 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,719 doesn't do something as intrepid as scuba diving. 822 00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:24,879 But your plan of deception worked until... 823 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,959 Rachel went down to change a barrel, 824 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,640 and she saw you. SCREAMS 825 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,839 I pretended to be a ghost, 826 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,639 but she saw straight through it. 827 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,879 You both knew that she wouldn't keep the secret for long. 828 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,879 So you decided to kill her. 829 00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,639 And you nearly did. 830 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,479 But Rachel didn't drink the poisoned rum. 831 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,239 That's why you lost it 832 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:51,079 when Terry suggested someone drink the top shelf, 833 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,799 because you had already laced the bottle 834 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,799 only Rachel drank from with rat poison. 835 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,759 What a load of rubbish. 836 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:03,759 And, as you say, she didn't drink it. 837 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,479 I wouldn't be so smug about that. 838 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,559 You're both still going down for it. 839 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,719 So why was Rachel killed, then? 840 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:14,319 It all centred on a phone call from the accountant. 841 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,119 I already explained about that. She was fine with the loan! 842 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,679 It wasn't what was said on the phone call. 843 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,479 Rachel went to get a pen from her handbag, 844 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,399 only she picked up the wrong one 845 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:30,880 and opened up a bag that looked just like a woman's handbag. 846 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,239 It looks nothing like a handbag. It's dead masculine. 847 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,399 It does look a bit feminine, to be fair. 848 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,599 She didn't find a pen, 849 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:43,600 but she did find your secret stash, Josh. 850 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,639 Steroids. 851 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,599 The pressure from your father to bulk up 852 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,040 after coming back from injury. 853 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,319 Your career at a crossroads. 854 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:59,119 You leaned on illegal help. 855 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,519 It wasn't Sue Abi heard Rachel shouting at. 856 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,600 "This club has to be clean." 857 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,479 It was you. 858 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,719 She was going to report you. 859 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:13,159 Not just your season over. Your career. 860 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,920 Everything. 861 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,879 This... this is rubbish. 862 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,719 Josh wouldn't dope! 863 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:22,319 And he's not a killer! 864 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,999 Things came to a head the day of the memorial. 865 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,039 You saw the woman that was going to ruin everything 866 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,240 on her own. 867 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,520 You saw your chance to end it. 868 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,720 I didn't want to let you down, Dad. 869 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,879 - I did it! It was me. - No, Dad... 870 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,199 - No... - Stop. 871 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,879 It... it was me. OK? 872 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,959 The results came back from the lab an hour ago. 873 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,399 His DNA is on the weapon. 874 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,079 Yeah, but that's mine. 875 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,799 No, no, no. We are blood. We've got the same DNA. 876 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,079 - I killed her, please. - Josh Daniels, 877 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,719 I'm arresting you for the murder of Rachel Jenkins. 878 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:06,279 You do not have to say anything, 879 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,479 but it may harm your defence if you do not mention 880 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,520 when questioned something that you... 881 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,239 Don't say anything, son, OK? 882 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:19,480 I...I'll sort it all out. 883 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:25,639 Just heard on the radio. Well done, I suppose. 884 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,399 - That you off, then? - Yeah, yeah. 885 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,279 Well, at least I'll be out your hair now, sir. 886 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,920 Look... 887 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,399 I'm sorry, Mallowan. 888 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,919 I've been childish. 889 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,239 Truth is... I'm going to miss you. 890 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,159 - Oh... - We all are. 891 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,799 Chaudhury's a mess. 892 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,759 It's only for a year, sir. 893 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,959 - Right, I... - A good cop, 894 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,759 Mallowan, is like a tree. 895 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,279 Your trunk. 896 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,839 That's your nuts and bolts, procedures, paperwork. 897 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,799 But you also need your branches. 898 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,319 I don't mean branches, as in, like, police station branches, 899 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,279 - I mean... - Sir, you're going to have to 900 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,119 put this in a text. I've got to go. 901 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,839 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 902 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,000 - Ah. - Yeah. 903 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,199 Well, I was going to suggest a celebratory Bourbon 904 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,800 back at mine, but, um... 905 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,960 - I suppose you've got to go. - Yeah. 906 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,199 - Well, here's your coat. - Oh. 907 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,560 Um... 908 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,799 ...I'm not really sure what to say. 909 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,279 Just want to thank you for everything. 910 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,080 I'm going to miss you, John Chapel. 911 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,559 I'm going to miss you, too, 912 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,160 Janie Mallowan. 913 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,359 Yeah. Go on. 914 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,240 - I'll send you a postcard. - Yeah. 915 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,399 Actually, I'll just call you. 916 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,280 Postcards are a pain in the arse. 917 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,760 - Bye. - Bye. 918 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,239 - Fish and chips, eh? - Mmm. 919 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,159 Just like we used to, yeah? 920 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,199 We did this, like, twice over the course of ten years, 921 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,119 what with you not being here. 922 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,640 Well, this is the start of a new chapter. 923 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,519 I was thinking, I could sneak a few jazz fags into the van 924 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,440 now you're no longer PC Plod. 925 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,999 Had a really good result today. 926 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,239 Got a murder and insurance fraud wrapped up. 927 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,920 Good. Well done. Well done, Janie. 928 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,759 You never take an interest in my work. 929 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,040 Sorry. 930 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,839 I am trying, love. We'll have all the time in the world 931 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,840 for you to fill me in when we're away. 932 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,599 - I'm not going. - What? 933 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,159 To Portugal. 934 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,999 What do you mean? 935 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,359 I want to stay. I love it here. 936 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,800 I love my job. 937 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,840 I know what will happen if I go to Portugal. 938 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,159 You'll let me down. 939 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,119 - Oh, come on! - You will. 940 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,959 Because if we're not doing exactly what you want to do, 941 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,439 you will let me down, and I don't deserve it. 942 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,039 Well, I didn't think I was going to win Dad of the Year, 943 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,479 but I didn't realise I was this bad. 944 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,800 Don't sulk. 945 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,440 I love you... 946 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,520 ...but I know who I am now. 947 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,519 DI Mallowan. 948 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,040 A damn good detective. 949 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,120 I'm going to be fine. 950 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,879 Be honest. It's because you hate sand, isn't it? 951 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,559 It's 15% the sand thing, yeah. 952 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,120 THEY LAUGH 953 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,479 CAT MEOWS 954 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,120 It's just me and you now, mate. 955 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,040 There you are. 956 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,800 KNOCK ON DOOR 957 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,279 You didn't go. 958 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,879 Had reports of some uneaten Bourbons, 959 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,960 so I thought I should investigate. 960 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,919 Plus, I couldn't leave you on your own. 961 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,479 It's only been a few hours. 962 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,519 You've already broken out the grief jazz 963 00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,959 and the shepherd's pie for one. 964 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,759 Hmm. 965 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,959 One and a half, actually, 966 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,679 Alan likes the topping. 967 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,399 And champagne! 968 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,879 Glad to be rid of me, are you? 969 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,239 No, no! 970 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,679 No. Actually, I've been celebrating. 971 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,199 Yeah, I just got off the phone with my agent 972 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,040 about the Netflix job. Yeah. 973 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:57,039 - I got the part. - Oh, my God, John Chapel, that's amazing! 974 00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,439 Yeah, it looks like I'm going to be in Toronto for a couple of months. 975 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,960 Ah! 976 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,319 That's far. 977 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,399 I know. Yeah. 978 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,999 Well, we'll be all right. We can FaceTime. 979 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,519 And, um... I've got some holiday. 980 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,359 I could come visit. Oh, Canada. 981 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,519 Toronto's in Canada, isn't it? 982 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:21,799 Famously so. Yeah. Well, no, I'd like that. Hmm. 983 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,680 If I come, can I be in it? 984 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,039 Cor blimey, Mr Shakespeare! 985 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,799 It's not an Australian production. 986 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,879 That was a damn good Cockney accent. 987 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,439 No, no, you need to lengthen your diphthongs. 988 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,759 And the less said about your glottal stops, the better. 989 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:37,959 If you're going to insult me, 990 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,159 can you at least pour me a glass of champagne first? 991 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,479 Talk about a bad host! 992 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,200 CONVERSATION FADES